Randy Moller might be the best thing going for the entire Florida Panthers organization. Forget that—he might be the best thing going for all of hockey radio. This isn’t the first time that I’ve mentioned him; and it surely won’t be the last. Thankfully, the latest compilation of his famous goal calls was released on YouTube earlier this week. Here it is for your viewing pleasure.
What are some of the things that you’d want to hear him yell after a goal? Drop your ideas in the comment section. I could go on forever with these, but here are a few to get the conversation started. And remember, when you say them to yourself… you have to SCREAM them!
- “PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?”
Apparently, radio announcers don't have their own logos. Just hockey teams.
- “I’m the dude, playin’ the dude, disguised as another dude!”
- “I am serious… And don’t call me Shirley!”
- “Your phone’s ringing Dude.”
- “Wait till you see those goddamn bats!”
- “That’s what she said!”
- “You’re my boy, Blue!”
- “I’m not even supposed to be here today!”
- “It’s funny because he’s fat!”
- “Here’s a Fromers Fun Fact: YOU KISSED YOUR SISTER!”
- “I am a Golden GOD!”
- “And they’re all made out of ticky tacky, And they all look just the same!”
- “Ma, MEATLOAF!”
- “Do you know how I know you’re gay? You like Coldplay!”
- “Did you guys get a group rate or something?”
- “Mawwiage!”
- “He’s fighting Lou Ferrigno!”
- “I’m the asshole in the bar!”
- “I’m going to pistol whip the next person that says shenanigans!”
- “In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, ‘Au revoir, gopher’”
- “Wild Thing. You make my heart sing. You walk everything.”
- “I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly…”
Matt Reitz
Matt Reitz is an NHL Writer for ProHockeyTalk on NBCSports and the Editor-In-Chief here at ViewFromMySeats.com. When he's not shoving a mic in the face of NHLers or explaining why home teams should wear white, he's usually trying to figure out what song to play next on his iPod. It's a never-ending job.
